{"product_id":"slacker-tired-since-the-80s-retro-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slacker Tired Since The 80s Retro Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003eThe official shirt for anyone who has been running on low battery since 1985.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003eBring some sarcastic humor to your wardrobe with the \"SLACKER: Tired Since The 80s\" graphic tee. Perfectly pairing a vintage dial design with relatable, cynical humor, this shirt captures exactly how it feels to navigate the modern world after surviving a classic '80s childhood.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 16px; border-bottom: 0px #16171a;\"\u003eThis is the ultimate gift for the chronically exhausted GenXer in your life who appreciates a good laugh.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. \u003cbr\u003e.: This tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable 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