{"product_id":"pre-coffee-zero-coffee-zero-patience-distressed-fierce-bear-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Pre Coffee Zero Coffee, Zero Patience Distressed Fierce Bear Graphic T-shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"color: #0a0a0a; font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff; max-height: 999999px; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"max-height: 999999px; color: inherit; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDon't say you weren't warned! \u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f43b\/72.png\" alt=\"🐻\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"🐻\" aria-label=\"🐻\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/26a0_fe0f\/72.png\" alt=\"⚠️\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"⚠️\" aria-label=\"⚠️\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #0a0a0a; font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff; max-height: 999999px; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-height: 999999px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-height: 999999px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #1155cc; max-height: 999999px; outline: 0px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?ibp=oshop\u0026amp;prds=pvt:a,pvo:29,mid:576462434401610194,imageDocid:15244269235968601796,gpcid:4200498021079910087,headlineOfferDocid:6029955069413646977,catalogid:13861335102338901461,productDocid:10702852957629406538,rds:CSS_PC_4200498021079910087%7CPC_4200498021079910087%7CPROD_CSS_PC_4200498021079910087%7CPROD_PC_4200498021079910087\u0026amp;q=product\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=2ahUKEwi4n86LlLyXAxXj9LsIHfEtLR0Qxa4PegYIAAgUEAE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?ibp%3Doshop%26prds%3Dpvt:a,pvo:29,mid:576462434401610194,imageDocid:15244269235968601796,gpcid:4200498021079910087,headlineOfferDocid:6029955069413646977,catalogid:13861335102338901461,productDocid:10702852957629406538,rds:CSS_PC_4200498021079910087%257CPC_4200498021079910087%257CPROD_CSS_PC_4200498021079910087%257CPROD_PC_4200498021079910087%26q%3Dproduct%26sa%3DX%26ved%3D2ahUKEwi4n86LlLyXAxXj9LsIHfEtLR0Qxa4PegYIAAgUEAE\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1792160288841000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1mNGsQIkvKnuocpx5-oTjS\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"max-height: 999999px;\"\u003ePre Coffee Bear graphic tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"max-height: 999999px;\"\u003e. Featuring a roaring, realistic grizzly bear head set against a gritty, distressed barbed wire background, this shirt perfectly captures the true spirit of someone before they have had their morning coffee. The text reads loud and clear: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"max-height: 999999px; font-weight: inherit;\"\u003e\"Pre Coffee - Zero Coffee, Zero Patience.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #0a0a0a; font-family: 'google sans', roboto, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff; max-height: 999999px; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px;\"\u003eIt's the ultimate blend of style and attitude—perfect for everyday casual wear, running errands, family outings, or as a hilarious but completely accurate warning statement. This t-shirt also makes a fantastic, unforgettable gift, birthdays, or just to surprise the fiercest person in your life.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart before placing your order. As products are made to order, we cannot accept refunds or exchanges due to sizing issues. We are not responsible for fading, cracking or danage causd by incorrect washing or drying methods. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. .: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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