{"product_id":"my-patience-is-a-broken-record-today-t-shirt-retro-vinyl-record-graphic-tee-funny-sarcastic-mood-office-joke-music-lover-novelty-unisex-apparel","title":"My Patience Is A Broken Record Today T-Shirt - Retro Vinyl Record Graphic Tee, Funny Sarcastic Mood Office Joke, Music Lover Novelty Unisex Apparel","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f4bf\/72.png\" alt=\"💿\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"💿\" aria-label=\"💿\"\u003e THE ULTIMATE WARNING LABEL FOR DAYS WHEN YOU HAVE JUST HAD ENOUGH \u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f4bf\/72.png\" alt=\"💿\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"💿\" aria-label=\"💿\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWe all have those days where we find ourselves repeating the exact same warnings, answers, and sighs over and over again. Skip the explanation and let your shirt do the talking with our hilariously moody \"My Patience Is A Broken Record Today\" graphic tee! \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eStylishly designed to look like a classic vintage vinyl record, this graphic features a detailed black LP with a striking orange inner label, bold retro script, and clean arched typography. It is the perfect blend of high-fidelity music style and low-tolerance sarcasm—making it an absolute must-have for anyone dealing with everyday public, office, or family chaos.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" alt=\"🔥\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\"\u003e WHY THIS DESIGN IS A MUST-HAVE BEST SELLER \u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" alt=\"🔥\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e• Clever Audio Sarcasm: Takes a classic music trope and spins it into a highly relatable, funny mood statement that people instantly understand.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e• Premium Everyday Comfort: Printed on ultra-soft, lightweight, and highly breathable fabric designed for absolute comfort all day long. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e• Ultimate Conversation Starter: Get ready for laughs, head nods, and knowing smiles! Ideal for casual Fridays at the office, retail shifts, busy school days, or just lounging at home.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e• The Perfect Gift for the Overwhelmed: Looking for a funny birthday, holiday, or white elephant gag gift for a stressed coworker, a busy mom or dad, a teacher, or a vinyl record collector with a dry sense of humor? This is it!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eStop repeating yourself and let the vintage wax spin the truth. Click \"Add to Cart\" to lock in your daily mood uniform today!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart before placing order. As products are made to order we cannot accept refunds or exchanges due to sizing errors. To keep the graphic print on this fabric looking its best, please follow the washing instructions correctly as we are not responsible for fading, cracking or damage caused by incorrect washing or drying methods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. .: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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