{"product_id":"gen-x-i-dont-have-time-for-this-shit","title":"Funny Gen X T-shirt. 80s 90s Nostalgia Retro Shirt. Gen x I Don`t Have Time For This Shit Tee. Unisex Gift Shirt.","description":"\u003cp\u003eGen x I Don`t Have Time For This Shit t-shirt. Time is running out and Gen x has no patience left for the nonsense. Featuring a bold timer graphic and brutally honest text. This tee Captures the mood of a generation raised on sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart before placing your order. As products are made to order, we cannot accept refunds or exchanges due to sizing issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep the graphic print on this fabric looking its best, please follow the washing instructions correctly as we are not responsible for fading, cracking or damage caused by incorrect washing or drying methods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash before wearing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash in cold water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo fabric softener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHang dry or lay flat to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo iron.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. .: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan t-shirt is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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