{"product_id":"funny-gen-x-halloween-costume-t-shirt-retro-nostalgia-shirt-vintage-devil-plastic-mask-tee-1983-er-visit-shirt-spooky-autumn-nostalgic-apparel","title":"Funny Gen X Halloween Costume T-Shirt - Retro Nostalgia Shirt - Vintage Devil Plastic Mask Tee, 1983 ER Visit Shirt, Spooky Autumn Nostalgic Apparel","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmell the plastic? Feel the sweat?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" alt=\"🔥\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"🔥\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"an1\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f383\/72.png\" alt=\"🎃\" loading=\"lazy\" data-emoji=\"🎃\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eTransport yourself back to the beautiful, highly flammable days of old-school trick-or-treating! This premium graphic tee is dedicated to everyone who spent October 31st trapped inside a thin plastic suit, squinting out of microscopic eyeholes while checking out the neighbor's spooky decorations.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing a classic retro-styled cartoon kid in a bright red little devil mask next to an electric warning sign, the shirt reads: \"Smelling of Plastic and Sweat. One Spark Away from a 1983 ER Visit.\" It’s a hilarious badge of survival and nostalgia for Gen Xers, 80s kids, and anyone who appreciates vintage dark humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. \u003cbr\u003e.: This tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528234313,"sku":"19868256533254671556","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":55489528267081,"sku":"11544356221234159033","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":55489528299849,"sku":"28197670529982796950","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528332617,"sku":"20199743179347884325","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528365385,"sku":"84539089245330146743","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":55489528398153,"sku":"15688338669232547952","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":55489528430921,"sku":"37500760824465925191","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528463689,"sku":"77856393276461999009","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528496457,"sku":"19199824830670227251","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":55489528529225,"sku":"32221597682126275260","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":55489528561993,"sku":"58154154926285187923","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528594761,"sku":"33408384317663340475","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528627529,"sku":"29112660743932213061","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":55489528660297,"sku":"80110129091488109738","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":55489528693065,"sku":"28390777426145766771","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528725833,"sku":"21357568879119840313","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528758601,"sku":"14618513880214334739","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":55489528791369,"sku":"16999620399884286842","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":55489528824137,"sku":"18559905293231031306","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528856905,"sku":"28252041810855291158","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":55489528889673,"sku":"15461969597021126092","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":55489528922441,"sku":"39134632040393817705","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":55489528955209,"sku":"29176616130447644470","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":55489528987977,"sku":"23791795423885986076","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/4849\/0825\/files\/20261001174932-1f1bdc07-540e-6890-b2cb-82bf3804155c.png?v=1790877508","url":"https:\/\/teechuckle.store\/products\/funny-gen-x-halloween-costume-t-shirt-retro-nostalgia-shirt-vintage-devil-plastic-mask-tee-1983-er-visit-shirt-spooky-autumn-nostalgic-apparel","provider":"TeeChuckle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}